Dicks of Destiny
This blog is best described as a marriage between "Texts from Last Night" and Fai and Kurogane screencaps from the series Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle. Warnings: Captions may include bawdy language and wild expressions. NSFW, sort of? Unless you don't mind people giving you funny looks if you're laughing out loud. Not responsible if that does happen.
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[Photoset - Outo. First image is Fai waving from far away, letting Kurogane know he is alive. Second image is Kurogane frowning comically.]

[Text - (+35): I’m developing all these feelings it’s disgusting.]

tfw the mage isn’t dead and you’re…very relieved.

oh my god, I can't believe this blog exists and I can't BELIEVE tumblr actually suggested something so perfect to me. I'm only two pages in and I have laughed until tears came out at least four times. You are genius, omg, and you're going to kill me dead when my diaphragm gives out here in a minute or two and I will die happy
notpotable

No matter the mood I am in, making these cheers me up and snicker, and hoping followers snicker along.

Hang in there, diaphragm! I have one queued up for the morning!

Cheers,
Xia

I love you! That last post was priceless!!! Thank you <3
Anonymous

Glad you enjoyed the post! Fai’s new ponytail style demanded to be paired with tfln.

[Photoset - All six are the same: new Tsubasa World Chronicle promo image featuring Fai’s high ponytail and Kurogane with his head tilted back. Clean photo courtesy of cloverflynn at tumblr; color edit by mod Xia]

[Text - first three texts are Fai’s; last three are Kurogane’s

First - (256): My hair reeks of homosexuality.

Second - (323): No, you dont understand, he literately fucked into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

Third - (253): Also on a more serious note, what says pull hair more: straight or soft curls?

Fourth - (978): He’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

Fifth - (323): I called him “Beautiful Bastard” with “Beautiful Bastard Hair”. That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.

Sixth - (903): Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you google ask how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me]

[Photoset - First image is Fai holding a book with Kurogane eyeing him. Second image is Kurogane lowering the same book with a shocked face. Third image is Kurogane reading with the book up in his face.]

[Text - (207): Oh my god I found my bf’s erotica

(207): OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.

(207): OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.]

[Photoset - First image is Kurogane loooking at Fai who’s partially on screen. Second image reveals Fai is sleeping.]

[Text - (+63): I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that]

Mod’s Note: Although Fai and Kurogane stay in the same room as the teens - whereas in the manga Sorata shows them to their own room - after Kurogane wakes up from his dreams in this scene, the camera then jumps to Fai, sleeping in soft light with harps playing in the background.

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[Photoset - First image is Tomoyo calling for Fai with Kurogane next to her. Second image shows Fai walking towards them. Third image is close up of Kurogane, frowning anxiously.]

[Text - (717): How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?]

[Image is Fai cheerfully pointing to his face]
[Text: (512): Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.]

[Image is Fai cheerfully pointing to his face]

[Text: (512): Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.]

[First image is Kurogane with boasting body language and Fai smiling on the right. Second image is them starting to walk away; Kurogane waves a hand dismissively.]

[Text: (+61:) So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.]

[Image is sad Kurogane in the acid rain.]
[Text: (952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i&#8217;m so frustrated]

[Image is sad Kurogane in the acid rain.]

[Text: (952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i’m so frustrated]