Dicks of Destiny
This blog is best described as a marriage between "Texts from Last Night" and Fai and Kurogane screencaps from the series Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle. Warnings: Captions may include bawdy language and wild expressions. NSFW, sort of? Unless you don't mind people giving you funny looks if you're laughing out loud. Not responsible if that does happen.
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[Image is sad Kurogane in the acid rain.]
[Text: (952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i’m so frustrated]

[Image is sad Kurogane in the acid rain.]

[Text: (952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i’m so frustrated]

this blog is an irreplaceable source of amusement and inappropriate snickering in my life 10/10 would lol again
Anonymous

Inappropriate laughs is what this blog aims for.

I'm so glad I follow you! Your posts always make my day.
goddesseyes9

D’awww, I’m glad to hear that. I know I haven’t been publishing texts from last night posts lately, so I hope to get a steady stream out asap. Thanks for following!

Cheers,
Xia

you can't spell subtext without buttsex /BADUM TSS/
Anonymous

A classic.

[Image: Fai and Kurogane sitting in a tree looking at each other.]
[Text: (732): is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?]

[Image: Fai and Kurogane sitting in a tree looking at each other.]

[Text: (732): is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?]

[First image is Kurogane prodding Fai’s chin with his scabbard. Second image is close up of him.]

[Text: (773): I’m just a little concerned for your well being… and your penis too I suppose.]

[Image: Fai insists Kurogane let go of his arm with a pained face.]
[Text: (260): I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices.]

[Image: Fai insists Kurogane let go of his arm with a pained face.]

[Text: (260): I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices.]

[Image: Fai muses over Kurogane as the ninja angrily reacts to Mokona sitting in his lap.]
[Original text: Kurogane, huh? So what works? Kuro-chan? Kuro-rin?
Text: (225): I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life]

[Image: Fai muses over Kurogane as the ninja angrily reacts to Mokona sitting in his lap.]

[Original text: Kurogane, huh? So what works? Kuro-chan? Kuro-rin?

Text: (225): I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life]

[Image: Manga shot of Kurogane, alone, with a drink in Infinity.]
[Text: (+35): I have feelings that need drinking.]

[Image: Manga shot of Kurogane, alone, with a drink in Infinity.]

[Text: (+35): I have feelings that need drinking.]

[First image is Fai sitting and Kurogane standing against a pillar. Second and third images are closes up of Fai and Kurogane respectively.]

[Text: (702): Are you doing that thing where you’re convinced I made a terrible decision

(970): Daily.]