[Image: Kurogane stops Fai from hurting anyone else (including himself) in Infinity.]

[Text: (832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone]

(Suggested by animangod)

[Images are Fai and Kurogane having a private meeting in the library.]

[Text: (843): I like how our relationship transcends the border of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of

[Image: Kurogane uncomfortably examines his T-shirt.]

[Text: (519): Clothes are such an inconvenience.]

[Image: Fai and Kurogane acknowledge each other on the battlefield. Yama/Shura arc.]

[Text: (815): I’ve noticed we have slowly begun to phase the “B” out of our Bromance.] 

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[Image: Fai pours Kurogane his drink at Watanuki’s shop. Manga panel comes from special appearance in xxxHolic Rou.]

[Text: (775): Sure. But we have to be quiet.

[1-775): Ninja mode activated]

[In the first image Kurogane tries to get Fai to listen to him. In the second Fai reacts coldly.]

[Texts: (609): I thought you wanted to talk?

(908): What part of “Lets have angry sex” means I want to talk?]

[Image: Fai and Kurogane talks to Syaoran in Hanshin Republic.]

[Text: (386): Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.]

[Image: Kurogane is wounded with his torso wrapped in bandages. He holds his head in exasperation after Fai punched him.]

[Text: (256): I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I’m bottoming for him tonight!]

(Suggested by Kitten Kin)

[Image: Fai punches Kurogane moments after the warrior woke up.]

[Text: (412): I didn’t punch him it was just love coming out of my fist]

…And we have a winning, most accurate KuroFai text.

[Image: Kurogane chases Fai just as they enter the Cat’s Eye Cafe.]

[Text: (619): Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.]